Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Half Here

After a busy but enjoyable weekend the Crap Fairy came to visit the Kally household, particularly me. -Who is the Crap Fairy? you ask.- Let me tell you. I bet you know her already and just don't realize it. Think of those times when everything is going just the way you want it then -BOOM!- A pile of crap falls right into your lap! You may kindly thank the Crap Fairy for this little treat. Or, when everything is going wrong and you think things can't possibly get any worse and -Crash!- You get slammed with yet another bundle of BooBoo, compliments of the Crap Fairy. -I told you. You know her. Unfortunately I believe she has decided to hang with me and give me a "gift" every hour or so. It's not like I am not insane enough right now with all the packing, trashing and sorting involved in a move but my little fairy friend decided to mix it up for me. Wha-La! Now I have a full on sinus infection, complete with ecto-plasmic, neon boogies and a chest jarring, hard cough. Yuck! Sorry for the graphic description but I feel I must share in the crappy love. As I am typing my printer has decided to spew 90 pages of illegible junk and refuses to stop. BTW, I didn't ask it to print.

....I just made myself a cup of tea and realized I was steaming the paint from the cabinets with the electric kettle. I wiped the condensation from the cabinet doors and now you will have to excuse me while I pick the paint chips from my tea.

It can only get better from here, right?


5 comments:

Eggo said...

oh, sweetie!

I hope you feel better soon!

Kse

Heather said...

I know the crap fairy. She's taken up residence in my dryer.

angie said...

It has to. I AM acquainted with the crap fairy. I just didn't know her name. She's a nasty little booger. Excuse the pun. :)

brotayjax said...

Hey... I know the Crap Fairy! I think she's moved in with us for the past couple of years.

I'm so sorry you're sick on top of everything else. Sending you positive thoughts and energy...

Smart A$$ Mom said...

ohh... I would love to say it only gets better from here, but that statement seems to like to backfire. Hang in there, that's my grand advice.