My admission: I love lip gloss, lipstick, chap stick, lip stains, lip balms....you get the point, right. Well, this morning I tried out a new gloss with the little lip brush on the end... twist, apply and go. I was on my way to work and lovin' my look. The Scene: My work desk is in a place where everyone stops by and chats. So by default I end up doing a ton of talking. I had not looked in the mirror since this morning until about 10 minutes ago. I made a quick stop in the ladies and when I smiled in the mirror I about passed out. Somehow my lip gloss managed to get off my lips and into my retainer. Yes you read that right, I repeat into my clear retainer. The Crime: What really chaps my hide the most about this: Why the heck didn't any of my co-workers tell me I had pink teeth?